I will regret this...

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

odinsblog:

the-haiku-bot:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

thegaymertrainer:

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

Look when you hit on the winning formula the first time why change it

Look when you hit on

the winning formula the

first time why change it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lytefoot:

tyrannosaurus-tex:

soberscientistlife:

NOTE TO SELF-SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!

Slow the fuck down is also the way to avoid scams, social engineering, phishing, etc.

“Oh, no the CEO of my employer is having an emergency and I need to click this link right now!!!”

Slow down…

“Why would the CEO be emailing ME of all people? Maybe this email is a phishing attack that would get my employer hacked and me fired for allowing it.” (It probably is a phishing email.)

In general, “Slow the fuck down” is an extremely powerful information literacy skill.

androdragynous:

this is advice I’ve given friends directly before and I’ve probably also posted it but I really like giving it so here it is potentially again: do not create something for an imaginary bad faith reader.

there will always be someone who finds fault in your work. there will be people who read the messages on it wrong. there will be people who will take every compelling aspect about your work off of it so they can put in their own.

you cannot make art for these people.

you will never write a story that is free from criticism. you will never draw a piece that everyone finds appealing. you will never compose a song that everyone enjoys hearing. you cannot, fundamentally, set out to create something and only think of how you can avoid someone not liking it.

because, and this is key, there will be someone who sees every angle of your story and feels its intent in their heart and gushes to their friends about it. you will draw someone’s favorite art and they will make it their phone wallpaper because they want to see it every day. someone will fall in love with your song and loop it on their way to work because it gets them through the day. and THOSE are the people your work is for. THOSE are the people you have to care about, because they love what you make for what it is - because it’s itself.

if you set out to create something and file off every sharp edge, prune every thorn, you will be left with something fragile and weak, and it will be fragile and weak for the sake of someone who does not exist but that you were scared of anyway.

sharing art is complex and tangled and powerful, and anything you care enough to create deserves to flourish as itself. get sillay.

horrifically:

this perfectly encapsulates the online experience

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sch-uwu-lchen:

hoopearring:

dont make me tap the sign

loving the tags in my notes from the babes who reblogged from me 😘

perditionsflames:

manywinged:

manywinged:

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

fuckrealityihaveablog:

jihaad:

jihaad:

jihaad:

on a scale of “dapper” to “fuckboy” how would you rate your taste in gnc womens fashion 

wait actually

toothsalad:

snickerdoodle-factory:

toothsalad:

i found the second funniest map in the world today

What’s the funniest map?

^ magic spell of get assassinated by the turkish government

proficientatfreakness:

fieldbears:

funnytwittertweets:

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

Came back wrong but it’s. The format this consciousness was first backed up is no longer compatible so some untranslatable characters will now read like extended ascii symbols

minyicho:

wha-

clownboybebop:

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there